Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
Category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What do you get
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)