Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a

What do you call a girl with a frog in her

| Frog jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !

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If six children and two dogs were under

| Weather jokes

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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What looks like half a cat ?

| Cat jokes

What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain

| Waiter jokes

Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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New camper: I

| Humor jokes

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!