Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”
Category: Dance jokes
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
Q. What do you call a one legged
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
Q. How many line
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
Q. What’s the difference between a
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
What do cows like to line dance to ?
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
What do cars do at the disco?
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
My dance partner dumped me for my best
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.