What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Category: Cow jokes
What country do cows love to visit?
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
What band is a cow favorite?
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues
What are the spots on black-and-white
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines
What are cows favorite party games?
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
What animals do you bring
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!
That bull you sold
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
Pa’s being
Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!