What hair style is a calf’s favorite? The cowlick!
Category: Cow jokes
What goes oo ooo oooo?
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
What gives milk and has a horn?
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What game do little cows like to play?
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What famous painting do cows love to look
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
What do you get if you cross a steer and a
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!