Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn’t remember whether he was going in or coming out?
Category: College jokes
And then there was the UCLA professor
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls? “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn’t you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
What do you get when you
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
Why don’t Purdue athletes
Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can’t get their heads in the jar.
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
What does the N on the Nebraska
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
How do you know a Brigham
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.