Did you hear about the Penn State professor

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

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Mother: Jared, get your little

| Brother and sister jokes

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

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Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

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Father Christmas:

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

| Humor jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in

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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn’t remember whether he was going in or coming out?