Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? – A: Petatoes!
Category: Cat jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? – A: Catch.
Q: What do
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re purr-fect!
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? –
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A:
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream