Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A:

Why did the ant-elope ?

| Ant jokes

Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !

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Alsation: How did you find the fleas?

| Dog jokes

Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

| Witch jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

| Judge jokes

Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?

| Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!