Q) What’s worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
Category: Car and train jokes
Q: What do you call a laughing
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
What do you call a group of cars ?
What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
What do you call someone who draws funny
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
What do you call a person who falls onto
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
What do you call a pretend railway
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
Why did the man put his car in the
Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.
What did the man put on his car when
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
What is a banged-up used
What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
What did the big carburettor say to the
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? “Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”