What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
What happened when the cannibal ate the
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
What did the cannibal say when
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.
What did the cannibal say when he came home
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
What happened when the cannibals ate a
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
How can you help a starving cannibal?
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.