What happens if you upset a cannibal?

'It's a pity

| Criminal jokes

'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.

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So the bus

| Humor jokes

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).

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One morning this blonde calls her friend and

| Blonde jokes

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the b

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

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Person 1: It must be terrible for an

| Music jokes

Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.