'It's a pity
| Criminal jokes
'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.
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So the bus
| Humor jokes
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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One morning this blonde calls her friend and
| Blonde jokes
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the b
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an
| Music jokes
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.
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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.