Category: Bed jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to them.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. ‘Hello, Jenny,’ said the neighbour. ‘Isn’t it time for little girls to be in bed?’ ‘How would I know?’ asked Jenny. ‘I haven’t got any little girls.

I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind at all. Right. Here’s a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood’s in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed