How do you stop a
| Gorilla jokes
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
| Insect jokes
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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Why is a bride always out of luck on her
| Marriage jokes
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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Principal: Do you do
| School jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not
| Cow jokes
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.