Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?

How do you stop a

| Gorilla jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as

| Insect jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her

| Marriage jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

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Principal: Do you do

| School jokes

Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not

| Cow jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.