What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
Category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!
What do you call an aardvark that’s just won
What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight? A well ‘aardvark!
What do you call a boxing match between two
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
Where does the aardvark family always
Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Why was Easter the aardvark’s
Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
What does the aardvark take sailing?
What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!