Daughter: I will never learn to
| Spelling jokes
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
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What's grey and never needs ironing ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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What cat purrs more than any other ?
| Cat jokes
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
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What are the most athletic
| Various animal jokes
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!