What do you call a boxing match between two

Daughter: I will never learn to

| Spelling jokes

Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

| Elephant jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

| Cat jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't

| Waiter jokes

Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

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What are the most athletic

| Various animal jokes

What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!