Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other
and said: “Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?”
The other answered: “Yeah! It’s probably because they have toys to play
with!”
Category: Aardvark jokes
Did you hear about the household appliance
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard’
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
How do
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked. “They’re L6 each,” came the reply. “Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man. “Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
I’ve got a new
I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s what I want to find out.
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto’
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!