Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
| Brother and sister jokes
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
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What kind of dog is the smartest?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
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Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
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I was married 3 times explained
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I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s what I want to find out.