Which aardvark holds the speed record?

And will there be

| Travel and tourist jokes

And will there be anything else, sir? the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. "Yeah!

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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a

| Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What is the definition of "derange"?

| Cow jokes

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

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Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

| Fishing jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !

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Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!