What do you get when you cross a pig with a
| Pig jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
| Men jokes
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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What's the matter son?
| Children jokes
What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
| Ghost jokes
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !