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Back when Vietnam was still separated as North and South, the president of South Vietnam then was President Thieun Continue reading “President Thieu”

The Vietnamese soldier serving in Cambodia, far from home, was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. Continue reading “Photograph Back”

One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, “”Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.”” The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, “”Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”” Continue reading “Little Billy’s Story”

During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. Continue reading “My First Public War”

My uncle Jack served in the late 60s on the aircraft carrier USS Ranger, CVA-61, in the Tonkin Gulf off the east coast of Vietnam. Having spent his youth with Ham radio, he became an electronics technician. He came aboard fresh from high school, Basic Training, and the US Navy’s radio repairman’s school. Continue reading “Military Intelligence”

An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. Continue reading “Happiness Of Life”

Note: The characters’ speech should be spoken in a fake Asian accent. The r’s and l’s should be merged into an intermediate sound. Continue reading “General Minh”

A Vietnamese couple who has been married for twenty years went to the wedding reception of a close comrade’s daughter. During the ring exchange ceremony, the husband started to cry profusely. Continue reading “Freedom After 20 Years”

Two Vietnamese refugees have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, “”I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.”” Continue reading “Eating Dogs”

Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam Continue reading “Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam”