The man was in no shape to drive, so
| Police jokes
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at t
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What word allows you to take away two letters
| Letter jokes
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
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Why did the composer spend all his time in
| Bed jokes
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
| Book title jokes
Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely
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If an elephant is the
| Pig jokes
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
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A Vietnamese couple who has been married for twenty years went to the wedding reception of a close comrade’s daughter. During the ring exchange ceremony, the husband started to cry profusely.
The wife, surprised by her husband’s emotional outburst, said, “” I didn’t realize that you have so much feeling to share with your comrade’s happiness.””
The husband replied, “”No, you are wrong! That was not why I cried.”” He continued, “”Twenty years ago, your father caught us doing it, and threatened that if I don’t marry you, your VC father will put me behind bars for twenty years.
Weeping even louder, the husband said, “”If I had just gone to jail, I would’ve been a free man by now. I made a big mistake. “”