What do you get if you cross a zebra
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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Information?
| Business jokes
Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . . ."
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Why couldn't the clock be kept in
| Time jokes
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
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Doctor: That deafness cure help your
| Idiot and fool jokes
Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!
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A famous professor of surgery
| Heaven and hell jokes
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Communi
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What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !