How do warty witches keep
| Witch jokes
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
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You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
| Bed jokes
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
| Cow jokes
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!
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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”