Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
| Cow jokes
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
| Cow jokes
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
| Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
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Why do you never see zebras or
| Various animal jokes
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween
| Spelling jokes
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.