What world athletic sporting event is held every
| Pig jokes
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare
| Waiter jokes
Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
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Waiter: If you know the
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Q: Why did god give blonde’s 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn’t shit all over when you played with their tits.