Mrs Saggy:

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch

| Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.

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At the first session of a conversion class

| Religious jokes

At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping

| King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!

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Why was the skeleton using the

| Internet jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong enough to lift her face!