Igor: Only
| Monster jokes
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup
| Sport jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!
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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
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Q: How do you find a blind man
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.