Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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Something
| Birthday jokes
Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a
| Mental health jokes
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !