What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures
| Aviation jokes
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, tha
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Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
| Dance jokes
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
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An old man and his
| Dirty jokes
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the
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Who's the aardvark's favorite female
| Aardvark jokes
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, ‘Who’s there?’