What flavors of ice cream
| Restaurant jokes
What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vani
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How do you communicate
| Fishing jokes
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
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Jill's car was unreliable and she
| Car and train jokes
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" John asked. "I'm in the drugstore," Jill respo
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Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.
| Humor jokes
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!