What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
| Dog jokes
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
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If you cross a telephone and a lobster
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak
| Weather jokes
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
| Old age jokes
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.