Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
| Men jokes
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spe
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each
| Salesmen jokes
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
| Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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What is a mouse's favourite game ?
| Mouse jokes
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
| Face jokes
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. “Not at all,” said the blind man. “I only wanted to find out which end to kick.”