An American tourist was visiting a quaint
| Ethnic jokes
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life, Sir?" asked the American. "Not yet, m'dear," said the farmer wisely.
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
| Bed jokes
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
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How did Dairy Queen get
| Dirty jokes
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.