A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
| Humor jokes
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
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Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee,
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
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A biologist had been
| Biologist jokes
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete exa
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What do you call a horse that's been all around
| Horse jokes
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.