A little girl
| Marriage jokes
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts." "Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have n
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A nurse had to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey
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Teacher : What are you doing,
| School jokes
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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What's a pet's favorite
| Various animal jokes
What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day
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Patient: Doctor, my
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.
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Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn’t resist asking the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” The doctor asked, “Well, do you smoke or drink beer?” “Oh no,” Edgar replied, “I’ve never done either.” Then the doctor asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?” Edgar said, “No, I’ve heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!” “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?” the doctor asked. “No, I don’t,” Edgar replied. Then the doctor asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?” “No,” Edgar said, “I don’t do any of those things.” The good doctor looked at Edgar and said, “Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?”