A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
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What's yellow and always points to the north?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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How can you tell when a skunk is
| Various animal jokes
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
| Dirty jokes
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not a bun, it's a bap. - Give me some bap, Winnie! - Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!
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What's the object of a Jewish football
| Ethnic jokes
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
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What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.