A long time ago, Britain and France were at
| Ethnic jokes
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red mate
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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
| Fishing jokes
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hoo
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
| History jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
| Baby jokes
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, “Don’t unleash the beast in me.” The wife snickered and replied, “Unlike a lot of women, ‘dear’, I’m not the least bit afraid of a mouse.”