If you want to get
| Money jokes
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
| Parent jokes
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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What do you call a bird that
| Bird jokes
What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
| Ant jokes
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘ Angus said. ‘But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time. ‘Well, ma laddie,’ says his mother, ‘I suggest you don’t associate with people like that. ‘Oh,’ says Angus, ‘I don’t, Mam, I don’t. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.