I heard that
| Computer jokes
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
| Snowman jokes
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the
| School jokes
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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What happened when the chicken ate cement
| Bird jokes
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.