What animals were last
| Elephant jokes
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
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How can you tell if a ghost is
| Ghost jokes
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
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What do angry rodents send each other at
| Mouse jokes
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
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Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
| Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!