What did the cat do when he swallowed some
| Cat jokes
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
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Seems
| Firefighter jokes
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him
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Why did the elephant jump in
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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What are crisp, like milk and go
| Mouse jokes
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
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Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?” Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”