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| Computer jokes
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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Policeman: How can you say
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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A monster goes to a petrol station and
| Car and train jokes
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
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A little girl was playing in the garden when
| Children jokes
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is
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Come on, Fred,
| Zoo jokes
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
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For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.