Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
| Political jokes
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Dad, did you manage to
| Humor jokes
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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Three guys are debating about which of their
| Ethnic jokes
Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is ev
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What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.