What do you call a cat that has just
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
| Dirty jokes
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her
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What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
| Accountant jokes
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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What did the dog say to the pig?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !