How can you make a basset hound fast?

Why is money called dough?

| Money jokes

Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.

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What is a thespian pony?

| Horse jokes

What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

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Q: What's the difference between God and

| Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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This minister just had all of his

| Religious jokes

This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregat

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How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!