A blonde walks into a hair salon
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe ou
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Policeman: How can you drive so
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
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Q: What is the difference between a hog
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
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How many applicants does it take to change
| Humor jokes
How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
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What happens if an
| Car and train jokes
What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
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When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”