Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all

What has handles and flies?

| Witch jokes

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

| Police jokes

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

| Doctor and nurse jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

| Letter jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!