What is the difference between a dancer and a
| Dance jokes
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
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A firefighter died and went to hell where
| Firefighter jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the de
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1st Monster: What is that son of
| Monster jokes
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.
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At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
| Political jokes
At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am." Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, "
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If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all.