What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
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Two cab drivers met.
| Car and train jokes
Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
| Christmas jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.